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[PHEASANT PLUCKER]

I!me a Pheasant plucker 

your pal was looking for you earlier, he said

"I am not the pheasant plucker,
I'm the pheasant plucker's mate.
I am only plucking pheasants
Because the pheasant plucker's late."
 

   

[PhilRich]

Data processing at Animal research lab
Night shift at Tetleys Brewery
I.T. at Yorkshire water.

Got fed up with office work

C&G Painting and decorating at  College of Building

Self  employment , injured hand with electric planer nearly lost finger,contracts cancelled,went out of business,now got interview at University for mature course leading to hopefully starting History degree next Sept 2011.

Shouldn't you be calling yourself 'Tuppence Ha'penny' then?

[PhilRich]

me? what do i do ? well ,im a proffessional whinging ole b*st*rd. never happy or satisfied, your typical old age pensioner, stink of germolene an p*ss.i wear a flat cap, breed ferets, fatten up whippets .i hold traffic up by driving at 40 in the middle lane on motorways,make random turns without using my indicators.always pay for my fuel with coppers and small change out my penny jar.i listen to jazz fm on my blaupunkt am car radio , which is nice , apart from that my mrs and kids love me an thats all that matters i reckon 

There are some lovely area's of Hartlepool.......
As for me, I am saying nowt, but I love my Job, most of the time, surrounded by women though

do i sound like i monkey hanger??  im from lincolnshire yella belly land an proud of it mate 

Hey, watch it you! I've still got the original rope and and the original monkey's uncle is a pet of mine!

[Vamps]

me? what do i do ? well ,im a proffessional whinging ole b*st*rd. never happy or satisfied, your typical old age pensioner, stink of germolene an p*ss.i wear a flat cap, breed ferets, fatten up whippets .i hold traffic up by driving at 40 in the middle lane on motorways,make random turns without using my indicators.always pay for my fuel with coppers and small change out my penny jar.i listen to jazz fm on my blaupunkt am car radio , which is nice , apart from that my mrs and kids love me an thats all that matters i reckon 

There are some lovely area's of Hartlepool.......
As for me, I am saying nowt, but I love my Job, most of the time, surrounded by women though

do i sound like i monkey hanger??  im from lincolnshire yella belly land an proud of it mate 

Hey, watch it you! I've still got the original rope and and the original monkey's uncle is a pet of mine!

Is that a HWMBO pet.........

[PhilRich]

me? what do i do ? well ,im a proffessional whinging ole b*st*rd. never happy or satisfied, your typical old age pensioner, stink of germolene an p*ss.i wear a flat cap, breed ferets, fatten up whippets .i hold traffic up by driving at 40 in the middle lane on motorways,make random turns without using my indicators.always pay for my fuel with coppers and small change out my penny jar.i listen to jazz fm on my blaupunkt am car radio , which is nice , apart from that my mrs and kids love me an thats all that matters i reckon 

There are some lovely area's of Hartlepool....... As for me, I am saying nowt, but I love my Job, most of the time, surrounded by women though

You might well go boggle eyed Vamps! As you are very well aware, there are some areas of 'Outstanding Natural Beauty' both in and around this much maligned Town
For a start there's ..............












....Hmm, well there's the........








Power Station! and the................ Oh yea, the quaint old Steetley Works, not to mention the two, no three!!! natural history sites (landfill) spread strategically along the town boundaries. Then there's the scenic 'Herema' works on the Headland, which completely overshadows the ancient Abbey Church of St. Hilda. I could go on & on, but I realise it must be hard to bear for anyone living in  the rural idylls of this benighted land, so I won't rub it in!     

[Vamps]

me? what do i do ? well ,im a proffessional whinging ole b*st*rd. never happy or satisfied, your typical old age pensioner, stink of germolene an p*ss.i wear a flat cap, breed ferets, fatten up whippets .i hold traffic up by driving at 40 in the middle lane on motorways,make random turns without using my indicators.always pay for my fuel with coppers and small change out my penny jar.i listen to jazz fm on my blaupunkt am car radio , which is nice , apart from that my mrs and kids love me an thats all that matters i reckon 

There are some lovely area's of Hartlepool....... As for me, I am saying nowt, but I love my Job, most of the time, surrounded by women though

You might well go boggle eyed Vamps! As you are very well aware, there are some areas of 'Outstanding Natural Beauty' both in and around this much maligned Town
For a start there's ..............












....Hmm, well there's the........








Power Station! and the................ Oh yea, the quaint old Steetley Works, not to mention the two, no three!!! natural history sites (landfill) spread strategically along the town boundaries. Then there's the scenic 'Herema' works on the Headland, which completely overshadows the ancient Abbey Church of St. Hilda. I could go on & on, but I realise it must be hard to bear for anyone living in  the rural idylls of this benighted land, so I won't rub it in!     

I had to do a visit in Seaton Carew on Thursday last week not only did they let me in they let me back out again........

[PhilRich]

me? what do i do ? well ,im a proffessional whinging ole b*st*rd. never happy or satisfied, your typical old age pensioner, stink of germolene an p*ss.i wear a flat cap, breed ferets, fatten up whippets .i hold traffic up by driving at 40 in the middle lane on motorways,make random turns without using my indicators.always pay for my fuel with coppers and small change out my penny jar.i listen to jazz fm on my blaupunkt am car radio , which is nice , apart from that my mrs and kids love me an thats all that matters i reckon 

There are some lovely area's of Hartlepool....... As for me, I am saying nowt, but I love my Job, most of the time, surrounded by women though

You might well go boggle eyed Vamps! As you are very well aware, there are some areas of 'Outstanding Natural Beauty' both in and around this much maligned Town
For a start there's ..............












....Hmm, well there's the........








Power Station! and the................ Oh yea, the quaint old Steetley Works, not to mention the two, no three!!! natural history sites (landfill) spread strategically along the town boundaries. Then there's the scenic 'Herema' works on the Headland, which completely overshadows the ancient Abbey Church of St. Hilda. I could go on & on, but I realise it must be hard to bear for anyone living in  the rural idylls of this benighted land, so I won't rub it in!     

I had to do a visit in Seaton Carew on Thursday last week not only did they let me in they let me back out again........

Well of course they did! I live in Seaton Canoe, I knew you were coming ( I can't tell you how, Hush Hush!) & told them to let you through unmolested. But only 'cos you're an OOFer mind! 

[Vamps]

me? what do i do ? well ,im a proffessional whinging ole b*st*rd. never happy or satisfied, your typical old age pensioner, stink of germolene an p*ss.i wear a flat cap, breed ferets, fatten up whippets .i hold traffic up by driving at 40 in the middle lane on motorways,make random turns without using my indicators.always pay for my fuel with coppers and small change out my penny jar.i listen to jazz fm on my blaupunkt am car radio , which is nice , apart from that my mrs and kids love me an thats all that matters i reckon 

There are some lovely area's of Hartlepool....... As for me, I am saying nowt, but I love my Job, most of the time, surrounded by women though

You might well go boggle eyed Vamps! As you are very well aware, there are some areas of 'Outstanding Natural Beauty' both in and around this much maligned Town
For a start there's ..............












....Hmm, well there's the........








Power Station! and the................ Oh yea, the quaint old Steetley Works, not to mention the two, no three!!! natural history sites (landfill) spread strategically along the town boundaries. Then there's the scenic 'Herema' works on the Headland, which completely overshadows the ancient Abbey Church of St. Hilda. I could go on & on, but I realise it must be hard to bear for anyone living in  the rural idylls of this benighted land, so I won't rub it in!     

I had to do a visit in Seaton Carew on Thursday last week not only did they let me in they let me back out again........

Well of course they did! I live in Seaton Canoe, I knew you were coming ( I can't tell you how, Hush Hush!) & told them to let you through unmolested. But only 'cos you're an OOFer mind! 

Much appreciated.... but where did you hide my canoe??.......

[PhilRich]

me? what do i do ? well ,im a proffessional whinging ole b*st*rd. never happy or satisfied, your typical old age pensioner, stink of germolene an p*ss.i wear a flat cap, breed ferets, fatten up whippets .i hold traffic up by driving at 40 in the middle lane on motorways,make random turns without using my indicators.always pay for my fuel with coppers and small change out my penny jar.i listen to jazz fm on my blaupunkt am car radio , which is nice , apart from that my mrs and kids love me an thats all that matters i reckon 

There are some lovely area's of Hartlepool....... As for me, I am saying nowt, but I love my Job, most of the time, surrounded by women though

You might well go boggle eyed Vamps! As you are very well aware, there are some areas of 'Outstanding Natural Beauty' both in and around this much maligned Town
For a start there's ..............












....Hmm, well there's the........








Power Station! and the................ Oh yea, the quaint old Steetley Works, not to mention the two, no three!!! natural history sites (landfill) spread strategically along the town boundaries. Then there's the scenic 'Herema' works on the Headland, which completely overshadows the ancient Abbey Church of St. Hilda. I could go on & on, but I realise it must be hard to bear for anyone living in  the rural idylls of this benighted land, so I won't rub it in!     

I had to do a visit in Seaton Carew on Thursday last week not only did they let me in they let me back out again........

Well of course they did! I live in Seaton Canoe, I knew you were coming ( I can't tell you how, Hush Hush!) & told them to let you through unmolested. But only 'cos you're an OOFer mind! 

Much appreciated.... but where did you hide my canoe??.......

Same place as the other one................rented it out to a bloke for the day and he did a runner (or should that be a 'paddler'?) just like the first bugger! The local 'Bobbies' found it & are 'minding' it for you. It will only cost you £15 a day storage + the towage fee to get it back (serves you right for trying to get past the Hartlepool Customs instead of coming in by road like all the other 'immigrants' LOL.  BTW, you can get out of paying the release fees by donating the canoe to a Panama boys club, but of course you'll need to pay the shipping? 

[Vamps]

me? what do i do ? well ,im a proffessional whinging ole b*st*rd. never happy or satisfied, your typical old age pensioner, stink of germolene an p*ss.i wear a flat cap, breed ferets, fatten up whippets .i hold traffic up by driving at 40 in the middle lane on motorways,make random turns without using my indicators.always pay for my fuel with coppers and small change out my penny jar.i listen to jazz fm on my blaupunkt am car radio , which is nice , apart from that my mrs and kids love me an thats all that matters i reckon 

There are some lovely area's of Hartlepool....... As for me, I am saying nowt, but I love my Job, most of the time, surrounded by women though

You might well go boggle eyed Vamps! As you are very well aware, there are some areas of 'Outstanding Natural Beauty' both in and around this much maligned Town
For a start there's ..............












....Hmm, well there's the........








Power Station! and the................ Oh yea, the quaint old Steetley Works, not to mention the two, no three!!! natural history sites (landfill) spread strategically along the town boundaries. Then there's the scenic 'Herema' works on the Headland, which completely overshadows the ancient Abbey Church of St. Hilda. I could go on & on, but I realise it must be hard to bear for anyone living in  the rural idylls of this benighted land, so I won't rub it in!     

I had to do a visit in Seaton Carew on Thursday last week not only did they let me in they let me back out again........

Well of course they did! I live in Seaton Canoe, I knew you were coming ( I can't tell you how, Hush Hush!) & told them to let you through unmolested. But only 'cos you're an OOFer mind! 

Much appreciated.... but where did you hide my canoe??.......

Same place as the other one................rented it out to a bloke for the day and he did a runner (or should that be a 'paddler'?) just like the first bugger! The local 'Bobbies' found it & are 'minding' it for you. It will only cost you £15 a day storage + the towage fee to get it back (serves you right for trying to get past the Hartlepool Customs instead of coming in by road like all the other 'immigrants' LOL.  BTW, you can get out of paying the release fees by donating the canoe to a Panama boys club, but of course you'll need to pay the shipping? 

I have sent a donation to the boys club, via pay pal, in lieu of the Canoe which you can now return to the Sea Scouts where you 'borrowed' it from........

[v6fletch]

me? what do i do ? well ,im a proffessional whinging ole b*st*rd. never happy or satisfied, your typical old age pensioner, stink of germolene an p*ss.i wear a flat cap, breed ferets, fatten up whippets .i hold traffic up by driving at 40 in the middle lane on motorways,make random turns without using my indicators.always pay for my fuel with coppers and small change out my penny jar.i listen to jazz fm on my blaupunkt am car radio , which is nice , apart from that my mrs and kids love me an thats all that matters i reckon 

There are some lovely area's of Hartlepool.......
As for me, I am saying nowt, but I love my Job, most of the time, surrounded by women though

do i sound like i monkey hanger??  im from lincolnshire yella belly land an proud of it mate 

Hey, watch it you! I've still got the original rope and and the original monkey's uncle is a pet of mine!

poor monkey