me? what do i do ? well ,im a proffessional whinging ole b*st*rd. never happy or satisfied, your typical old age pensioner, stink of germolene an p*ss.i wear a flat cap, breed ferets, fatten up whippets .i hold traffic up by driving at 40 in the middle lane on motorways,make random turns without using my indicators.always pay for my fuel with coppers and small change out my penny jar.i listen to jazz fm on my blaupunkt am car radio , which is nice , apart from that my mrs and kids love me an thats all that matters i reckon 
There are some lovely area's of Hartlepool.......
As for me, I am saying nowt, but I love my Job, most of the time, surrounded by women though

You might well go boggle eyed Vamps! As you are very well aware, there are some areas of 'Outstanding Natural Beauty' both in and around this much maligned Town
For a start there's ..............
....Hmm, well there's the........
Power Station! and the................ Oh yea, the quaint old Steetley Works, not to mention the two, no three!!! natural history sites (landfill) spread strategically along the town boundaries. Then there's the scenic 'Herema' works on the Headland, which completely overshadows the ancient Abbey Church of St. Hilda. I could go on & on, but I realise it must be hard to bear for anyone living in the rural idylls of this benighted land, so I won't rub it in!